Late nights

Things I think while walking home from the bus stop, alone, late at night: “Stupid foot injury. I’m limping and it makes me look like prey. But it’s only a slight limp, so you’d probably have to have vampire super-senses to notice. And if there are vampires out, I’m already screwed. So I won’t worry about that. Okay. But wait, I have to walk by a cemetery. Zombies?”

Home now. No vampires. No zombies. Good night.

One response to “Late nights

  1. Zombies don’t have super senses like Vampires do. Zombies only have the ability to smell fresh brains; which, in your case, might be just as dangerous.