Places cats do not belong

1. With their head inside a plastic bag, no matter how interesting the contents.
2. The kitchen cupboard.
3. The bathroom cupboard.
4. On top of a shelf that used to hold photos and other knick-knacks.
5. In the bedroom (cats on pillows == wheezy Lucas).
6. Whining pitifully outside the bedroom door at 5AM.

He’s really lucky he’s so cute.