Things I think while walking home from the bus stop, alone, late at night: “Stupid foot injury. I’m limping and it makes me look like prey. But it’s only a slight limp, so you’d probably have to have vampire super-senses to notice. And if there are vampires out, I’m already screwed. So I won’t worry about that. Okay. But wait, I have to walk by a cemetery. Zombies?”
Home now. No vampires. No zombies. Good night.



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Lucas // May 20, 2007 at 5:59 am
Zombies don’t have super senses like Vampires do. Zombies only have the ability to smell fresh brains; which, in your case, might be just as dangerous.
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